You can’t be kicked out of the church but you can be booted out by the glarers

I got kicked out of my first church for sleeping with the pastor’s daughter. It was my first crush and my pastor had been telling us all year about how bad it was to be gay and it made it somewhat more fun for me. We were going out under the radar for a while until her dad decided that he was going to go through her room and he found pictures of us kissing and you know, and some very bad things in his eyes and the rest of the sermon was aimed at me being a snake. It was something like, you can’t be kicked out of the church but you can be booted out by the glarers and that’s pretty much what happened. It was pretty funny actually.

I’ve been a nerd since I was like five. I’m big into Harry Potter, X-Men, all that fun stuff. It’s definitely fun to be a nerd now. It’s one of those things now you can yell out the window that someone is a nerd and someone will respond thank you.

I’m Bellatrix Lestrange from Harry Potter. She’s a badass. She’s a great character. I’ve always been a Slytherin. I love Helena Bonham Carter. She’s great. She’s sort of my icon.

I have two stuffed animals. I have one named Willis and one named Lucy from Sweeney Todd. It’s a really creepy glass porcelain doll. It sits on my shelf. And she moves on her own. One of them is a bad omen and one is a good omen. It sort of balances out my room. One was a comfort when I was younger and one is a creepy piece that I just picked up.